According to Donnie 'God Hates Fags' Davies (who was stupid enough to accept GayMafia as one of his friends on his MySpace profile), the list of bands that will turn you gay includes the following: Bjork (maybe, he concedes), Cole Porter (bless...), the Polyphonic Spree, The Grateful Dead (drugs too, he adds - sic!), The Doors (what a fucking tosser), The Strokes (?!!?), Metallica (!??!?!!?!?!?!?), The Rolling Stones, Fischerspooner (does he even know who Fischerspooner is!?!? How can a DJ and electronic musician turn you gay!?!!?!), Nirvana, the Killers and Lou Reed, plus of course the usual suspects of Madonna, Rufus, Freddie and the Village People.
Basically, the entire Olympus of rock and pop, regardless of whether they are straight, gay or Morrisey, plus Fischerspooner (really, what was he thinking?!?!?).
Interestingly, the safe list includes some absolutely unknown MySpace freaks who sing 'liberals we can't stand', as well as Cyndi Lauper (girls-just-a-wanna-have-fun!??!?!) and... er... P.O.D. (Who knew we had inspired a Christian-metal band?)
No, really, this is for real...
[thanks to Miiiichael for the hint]
7 comments:
The best part: Donnie has GayMafia on his TOP 8!
This has got to be a gay parody on ex-gay organizations which, I must add, look a lot like websites for those dreadful pop-up ads trying to sell you herbal diet pills or low mortgage rates..
Funny, after years receiving comments only from close friends, I had forgotten this is open to the wide world.
Well, glad it was on such an inspiring topic...!
there is SOME hope for ME then.
pod aka P.O.D.
i have MANY guises.
wow. just wow. people never cease to amaze me. especially when god is involved.
also. i keep having dreams with bjork in them. does that mean... i'm... gay?! i had no idea.
Megan, sometimes god tells you things in mysterious ways...!
Would you not be stupid enough to add us as a friend, then?
We love Donnie. But not as much as we love Fred Phelps or Pope Benedict XVI. We'd like to keep them in small cages and feed them little morsels of fruit.
Apples, mainly.
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