29 April, 2008

Which reminds me...

Losey's cinematographic interpretation of Don Giovanni, entirely filmed at La Rotonda near Vicenza. Breathtaking. To be screened immediately after Don Giovanni, and immediately before 'Tis a Pity...

28 April, 2008

Amadeus

The projector awaits in trepidation. The walls whisper in excitement. The fire is already burning. The candles melting away.

For the virgins, the full trailer:


And for those who know it well, a very short reminder:

Persepolis



My friend Le Duc summed up the strange empty feeling left inside me after seeing Persepolis, one of the most celebrated animated films of recent times: 'it was a bit like a soap opera'.

This might come as an anathema to those who loved it, especially when backed by pretty much EVERY critic in the world. But I am with him on this one (as on many other things). Maybe I disliked it because of the hype surrounding it, or maybe simply because I had a bad day at work (there was a session of compulsory fun, you see, which extinguished all remains of my pleasant weekend - not the organiser's fault, I just hate group activities). Whatever the reason, I just walked out in a sour state.

The film gets off to a good start, with some beautiful characters that conquer your imagination, especially the old generation of idealist revolutionaries and good-hearted Communists who are depicted through the loving eyes of a young and impressionable Marjane Satrapi.


But somewhere between the time when she leaves the country to live in Austria, and the time when she returns to post-war Iran, the connection with the viewer is lost, and one is left following the twists of her life - into and out of depression/rebellion at regular intervals - like those of a goldfish in a water tank.


Perhaps this is precisely Satrapi's purpose: to give us a glimpse into a world that has no hope for change. This would be a terrifying picture, were it allowed to sink into the viewer's mind. But not all of us have lived through a war AND a revolution, as one of the characters puts it. Therefore, staring impotently at the unfolding of this drama is only going leave an empty feeling inside.

Perhaps I should avoid group activities at work in the future...

Counting the hours, no longer the days...

The expectation grows, just like the skyscrapers of New York have before it...


What will the Tots do with all this at their feet? The excitement is almost unbearable. The simultaneous gathering in one hot city of these 5 divine creatures ready to wreck havoc onto the streets, restaurants and bars of this large apple.

But like this wasn't enough, preparations are on their way for another set of luscious tottiness:


Expect tales of wonder, dear reader. For the Americas are our oyster and we are on for a boozy, lesbian lunch...!!!

27 April, 2008

So far, so good

It all started off rather innocently, with a band playing jazz music form the 1940s, with matching costumes recalling London under the blitz:


It then proceeded to a swanky private members' club, courtesy of our Irish patron M, where yours truly had to fend off rather over-excited ladies (not the one in this picture, who is just lovely and wouldn never harass me like that...!!!)


And after a day of blissful summer, that removed most layers of clothing from our bodies, and revealed the white nastiness that lurked beneath them for the whole winter, the time had arrived for some nocturnal architectural wonder, in the silence of the night...



Yes. A beautiful weekend so far. And one more day to go...!

24 April, 2008

Seriously

We need this in Tuscany. No escape in June...

Even more Milanese notes

And a final display of Milanese notes, images, stuff that made me stop and wonder...






The next set will be from NYC... YEY!!!!!

21 April, 2008

More Milanese notes

Back from the land of beautiful design and terrible politics.

A quick preview of the wonders worked by Milan during Design Week:



And a graffiti that made me smile, even though I am not sure what it represents...

11 April, 2008

El Orfanato


Wonderful, and so, so creepy. This is Benicio del Toro's editorial masterpiece, much closer than Pan's Labyrinth to a set of familiar fears that populate our imaginations. It kept me on the edge of the seat throughout.

Don't miss it. Even if you have to spend most of the movie without glasses staring at your fiancee's shoulder.

09 April, 2008

New toy

Just discovered this amazing you new site, Animoto, which stitches together your pictures to a soundtrack of your choice. Bye bye Slideshow!!!

Here's my first little oeuvre... some pictures I took of London...

07 April, 2008

Some old pictures

Given it snowed again here in London, just thought I'd post these.
Snow looks so much better in Tuscany...




06 April, 2008

My brother is an only child



My brother is an only child confirms what I have been suspecting for a long time: at a time of socio-economic downfall, nations rediscover culture as a means to address those woes and frustrations that are seemingly unsolvable in the political sphere. In fact, this movie is far less about the Italian 1960s and 70s than about the current empasse that has locked the country in a seemingly-endless downward spiral.


My brother tells the story of two siblings, Accio (Elio Germano) and Manrico (Riccardo Scamarcio), who find in the two opposing ideologies that have dominated the Italian political scene for most of the last century - Communism and Fascism - an answer to what they consider the injustices that the working classes have to bear in post-war Italy. This political fracture will bring them into personal conflict, as they both become increasingly radicalised in their respective parties.

What sets this film apart from other similar portraits of Italian political/familiar strife is the complexity and humour of Accio's character, who unlike other stylised figures of Italian cinema distances himself from sterile politicisations, rejects compromises and remains throughout the movie an outcast, a rebel and dreamer. His final act is one that challenges a very Italian preconception - that the State, whether Fascist, Communist of Christian Democrat - should be relied on to take care of its citizens. Accio relises that the only way for himself (Italy) to break free of the quicksands in which he (it) has fallen is to stop relying on external ideologies and interventions, and get things done on his own.


This is an extremely important message that the director sends out to his viewers through carefully-orchestrated humourous twists. One might recall some Italian anarchic theorists (Accio is unquestionably an anarchist at heart), but the film is for the most part anti-political, at least in the most Italian sense of the world, desecrating one after the other the empty ideologies behind which so many mediocre bullies have hidden so far to justify their incompetence and arrogance. This is not a portrait of Italy in the 1970s, where ideologies and loyalty to party dominated the political debate. It's a call for the 2000s, precisely against those who use labels to stall the democratic process in their favour.

Or at least, this is how I read the message of the film: "there is no reason to take sides, because neither side has at heart the good of the people and of the nation; what we need to do is to distance ourselves from these political shenanigans and start acting independently".


Apart from all this political ranting, the film reveals in particular the amazing acting qualities of Vittorio Emanuele Propizio as the younger Accio and Elio Germano as the older Accio. The latter in particular gave a truly remarkable performance, and I am glad to see we have at last talented Italian actors emerging after years of overall mediocrity. A special mention goes to Angela Finocchiaro, whose brief appearances on screen as Accio and Manrico's mother carry an extraordinary theatrical weight.

Don't miss it. The best Italian movie since Romanzo Criminale.

04 April, 2008

Ode to Chile



Slim as Kate Moss.
Cool as the Artic.
This might have to be the next place the Tots hit in the Americas...

03 April, 2008

Gogol Bordello



From Wikipedia:

Gogol Bordello is a multi-ethnic Gypsy punk band from the Lower East Side of New York City that formed in 1999 and is known for its theatrical stage shows. Much of the band's sound is inspired by Gypsy music, as its core members are immigrants from Eastern Europe.

The band incorporates minor-key accordion and fiddle (and on some albums, saxophone) mixed with cabaret, punk, and dub as well as multiple languages. Phill Jupitus has described the band as "a bit like The Clash and The Pogues having a fight... in Eastern Europe," while Kenneth Partridge of The Hartford Courant described lead singer Eugene Hütz's voice as "somewhere between that of Borat and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog."

And did I mention how much fun they are? Just look at the evidence... and there wasn't even much alcohol involved!



Although, truth be said, after the umptieth tall and swaying boy had walked into Lady V on the way to the bar/toilet/kindergarten, our Tot did wave a couple of tight fists into the air, swearing revenge in her next novel: "The massacre of the teen boys by the small lady with killer heels" (*soon to be published by Portobello Books).

Random shots of London




It might rain most of the time, but sometimes I just can't think of how miserable the world would be without London.

Dark river under a Turner-like sky. Bright green fake plastic trees. Blues steel making sharp angles against spotless glass.

Damn I love London's buildings...

01 April, 2008

Some evidence

Clearly this was a night to remember for all present... well done Lady V!








28 March, 2008

Tot Triumph Testimony To Talent Thrust



Extract from Vogue's website, society page, October 2008:

Lady V was today awarded the Golden Clit, the highest literary award in lesbian literature. Speaking before an audience of 500 female top models, she thanked her agent and literary mentors, Tot F and Tot A, before body-surfing her way to the nearest private room, where 5 selected guests, including Kate Moss, proceeded to thank her personally for having disclosed to them the wonders of sapphic love.

All God's Girls, her celebrated novel, has already sold over 5m copies and has been translated in 23 languages, including Urdu and Swahili. It was awarded earlier this year the Man Booker and the Betty Trask Prizes. It is now set to become a Hollywood blockbuster, starring Ellen Page and Maggie Smith as the young and old Nora, respectively.

Speaking at a press conference earlier in the afternoon, Lady V confessed to being "overwhelmed" with the recognition given to her, but added that "her mentors knew she was creating a masterpiece all along". Standing by her side wearing Vivienne Westwood, Tot F and Tot A are widely accredited with being the inspiring characters behind her forthcoming novel, Northern Wind, Southern Blow, due to be published by Portobello later this year.

Lady V was reported to be slightly tipsy when she left the Ritz, where the Golden Clit award ceremony was held. She was later seen in a fashionable writers' club by our Soho correspondent, and heard saying "Now I know what Virgina Wolf would do".

Lady V: you are our role model.

To new comers. To old hands.

The early flight, leaving permanent scars on our normally fresh faces.


The general disbelief at random conversation beneath a menacing sky.


The wild baking, basting, stirring and glazing.


And the ones who didn't make it, leaving us alone to fend with all-night conversations, near-drug overdoses, Californian soaps and tortellini.


Miss it already...

19 March, 2008

In full expectation



Weather forecast for this weekend in Tuscany: abundant rain, likely storms, possibly turning into snow blizzards, with gusty winds blowing across the valleys and menacing clouds whirling above our heads.

Activity forecast for this weekend in Tuscany: sleeping for yonks, eating amazing delicacies, drinking too much, talking loads of rubbish, lighting warm fires, watching TONS of amazing movies.

Giddy inside.

Goodbye Anthony



When an artist dies
a world dies with him...