Extract from Vogue's website, society page, October 2008:
Lady V was today awarded the Golden Clit, the highest literary award in lesbian literature. Speaking before an audience of 500 female top models, she thanked her agent and literary mentors, Tot F and Tot A, before body-surfing her way to the nearest private room, where 5 selected guests, including Kate Moss, proceeded to thank her personally for having disclosed to them the wonders of sapphic love.
All God's Girls, her celebrated novel, has already sold over 5m copies and has been translated in 23 languages, including Urdu and Swahili. It was awarded earlier this year the Man Booker and the Betty Trask Prizes. It is now set to become a Hollywood blockbuster, starring Ellen Page and Maggie Smith as the young and old Nora, respectively.
Speaking at a press conference earlier in the afternoon, Lady V confessed to being "overwhelmed" with the recognition given to her, but added that "her mentors knew she was creating a masterpiece all along". Standing by her side wearing Vivienne Westwood, Tot F and Tot A are widely accredited with being the inspiring characters behind her forthcoming novel, Northern Wind, Southern Blow, due to be published by Portobello later this year.
Lady V was reported to be slightly tipsy when she left the Ritz, where the Golden Clit award ceremony was held. She was later seen in a fashionable writers' club by our Soho correspondent, and heard saying "Now I know what Virgina Wolf would do".
Lady V: you are our role model.
3 comments:
i can it now. i do believe you were gifted with the power of prophesy.
tot V was wearing chanel. natch.
a national enquirer paparazzi who took a cheeky photo of a sweat patch to slap on the front cover was cornered by tot A and forced to give up the real. tot F, slinking in from behind, gave him a kick when no one was watching.
the evening went down in history as tots were spotted pulling amy winehouses and attempting to strut down pall mall in nothing but marks and spencers bras.
again tot a intervened in sir walter raleigh fashion to cover up the travesty and slink satin on their modesty.
there is more of course. but i think i just lost the plot.
November 2008
Tot V is unleashing havoc on the film set of All God's Girl by insisting there be no sex. She won't sell out to Hollywood. No she just won't do it. And by the way SHE IS a feminist
she is. she is.
March 2009
All God's Children gets an R rating.
Hey, can you do me a favor?
My friend has been wanting the Hermes- Lady V bag for some time now and she was told they have a 24 month wait list. That's 6 months more than the Birkin
Are you able to pull any strings to get it faster?
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