22 May, 2008

Batch 1 - NYC

In no particular order. Snapshots of out NYC frolicking. Day 1, the reunion:


Sipping G&Ts by the Empire State Building:



Our all-time favourite dive bar:



Shoot 'em deer, beatch:


This is the toilet where Barbara lives. Barbara is Lady V's new BFF:


Graceful buildings in NYC:


The ladies are NOT for turning...


Parko in the background. Looking shifty as always:


More elegant buildings. Fog. In May. Yes.


Caught this one, eh Tots?


Love the MoMA. The Elastic Mind exhibition was brilliant. Tot V and F, on the other hand, thought the MoMA bar was FAR more interesting...



DR to follow soon...

20 May, 2008

A taste of pics to come


A splendid image of the Tots stumbling off a "plane" after an epic journey over the Dominican Republic. Light sweating and some grabbing of stranger's limbs by Lady V, as the plane plummeted through clouds at barely 200 ft from the ground.

Fags lit almost instantaneously next to plane's fuel tanks on arrival, which led to instant reprimand by local airport authorities (which can be spotted in the background performing luggage handling duties too).

Naturally, a G&T was swiftly ingested after arrival at beach to soothe the shaken nervous system of Lady V, whose love for planes is as great as her love for teenage boys. It was followed by light session of skin-scorching.

More gems tomorrow, I wouldn't want to overwhelm you...

02 May, 2008

The first 24 hours



Beware: Lady V is keeping a diary of all the events that are happening, so expect a new best-selling novel to be soon published by Portobello Books. So far we've had:

1 very smelly old man sitting by our side on the plane, who paid for his sins by being forced to stand up every 35 minutes by Lady V's weak pelvic floor

1 kidnapping of Lady V by Homeland Security officials, who took her into a Guantanamo-like room at JFK and released her only when I started calling in support from Amnesty International

1 delightful reunion with gorgeous Gossip Girl star Sgieth and Princeton star T Borges


1 incident with a very bitchy dog that I hope will be put down or run over soon

4 visits to drinking establishments in (relatively) quick succession, including a roof-top bar under the shadow of the Empire State Building,



a faux dive bar in Brooklyn where F & C discovered they quite like hunting deer after all



and a real dive bar where a pool table gave us the opportunity to become acquainted with our first, real American trailer trash lady: Barbara from Puerto Rico (no pictures taken for security reasons)

So far, so good

I am bracing for what's next...

29 April, 2008

Which reminds me...

Losey's cinematographic interpretation of Don Giovanni, entirely filmed at La Rotonda near Vicenza. Breathtaking. To be screened immediately after Don Giovanni, and immediately before 'Tis a Pity...

28 April, 2008

Amadeus

The projector awaits in trepidation. The walls whisper in excitement. The fire is already burning. The candles melting away.

For the virgins, the full trailer:


And for those who know it well, a very short reminder:

Persepolis



My friend Le Duc summed up the strange empty feeling left inside me after seeing Persepolis, one of the most celebrated animated films of recent times: 'it was a bit like a soap opera'.

This might come as an anathema to those who loved it, especially when backed by pretty much EVERY critic in the world. But I am with him on this one (as on many other things). Maybe I disliked it because of the hype surrounding it, or maybe simply because I had a bad day at work (there was a session of compulsory fun, you see, which extinguished all remains of my pleasant weekend - not the organiser's fault, I just hate group activities). Whatever the reason, I just walked out in a sour state.

The film gets off to a good start, with some beautiful characters that conquer your imagination, especially the old generation of idealist revolutionaries and good-hearted Communists who are depicted through the loving eyes of a young and impressionable Marjane Satrapi.


But somewhere between the time when she leaves the country to live in Austria, and the time when she returns to post-war Iran, the connection with the viewer is lost, and one is left following the twists of her life - into and out of depression/rebellion at regular intervals - like those of a goldfish in a water tank.


Perhaps this is precisely Satrapi's purpose: to give us a glimpse into a world that has no hope for change. This would be a terrifying picture, were it allowed to sink into the viewer's mind. But not all of us have lived through a war AND a revolution, as one of the characters puts it. Therefore, staring impotently at the unfolding of this drama is only going leave an empty feeling inside.

Perhaps I should avoid group activities at work in the future...

Counting the hours, no longer the days...

The expectation grows, just like the skyscrapers of New York have before it...


What will the Tots do with all this at their feet? The excitement is almost unbearable. The simultaneous gathering in one hot city of these 5 divine creatures ready to wreck havoc onto the streets, restaurants and bars of this large apple.

But like this wasn't enough, preparations are on their way for another set of luscious tottiness:


Expect tales of wonder, dear reader. For the Americas are our oyster and we are on for a boozy, lesbian lunch...!!!

27 April, 2008

So far, so good

It all started off rather innocently, with a band playing jazz music form the 1940s, with matching costumes recalling London under the blitz:


It then proceeded to a swanky private members' club, courtesy of our Irish patron M, where yours truly had to fend off rather over-excited ladies (not the one in this picture, who is just lovely and wouldn never harass me like that...!!!)


And after a day of blissful summer, that removed most layers of clothing from our bodies, and revealed the white nastiness that lurked beneath them for the whole winter, the time had arrived for some nocturnal architectural wonder, in the silence of the night...



Yes. A beautiful weekend so far. And one more day to go...!

24 April, 2008

Seriously

We need this in Tuscany. No escape in June...

Even more Milanese notes

And a final display of Milanese notes, images, stuff that made me stop and wonder...






The next set will be from NYC... YEY!!!!!

21 April, 2008

More Milanese notes

Back from the land of beautiful design and terrible politics.

A quick preview of the wonders worked by Milan during Design Week:



And a graffiti that made me smile, even though I am not sure what it represents...

11 April, 2008

El Orfanato


Wonderful, and so, so creepy. This is Benicio del Toro's editorial masterpiece, much closer than Pan's Labyrinth to a set of familiar fears that populate our imaginations. It kept me on the edge of the seat throughout.

Don't miss it. Even if you have to spend most of the movie without glasses staring at your fiancee's shoulder.

09 April, 2008

New toy

Just discovered this amazing you new site, Animoto, which stitches together your pictures to a soundtrack of your choice. Bye bye Slideshow!!!

Here's my first little oeuvre... some pictures I took of London...

07 April, 2008

Some old pictures

Given it snowed again here in London, just thought I'd post these.
Snow looks so much better in Tuscany...




06 April, 2008

My brother is an only child



My brother is an only child confirms what I have been suspecting for a long time: at a time of socio-economic downfall, nations rediscover culture as a means to address those woes and frustrations that are seemingly unsolvable in the political sphere. In fact, this movie is far less about the Italian 1960s and 70s than about the current empasse that has locked the country in a seemingly-endless downward spiral.


My brother tells the story of two siblings, Accio (Elio Germano) and Manrico (Riccardo Scamarcio), who find in the two opposing ideologies that have dominated the Italian political scene for most of the last century - Communism and Fascism - an answer to what they consider the injustices that the working classes have to bear in post-war Italy. This political fracture will bring them into personal conflict, as they both become increasingly radicalised in their respective parties.

What sets this film apart from other similar portraits of Italian political/familiar strife is the complexity and humour of Accio's character, who unlike other stylised figures of Italian cinema distances himself from sterile politicisations, rejects compromises and remains throughout the movie an outcast, a rebel and dreamer. His final act is one that challenges a very Italian preconception - that the State, whether Fascist, Communist of Christian Democrat - should be relied on to take care of its citizens. Accio relises that the only way for himself (Italy) to break free of the quicksands in which he (it) has fallen is to stop relying on external ideologies and interventions, and get things done on his own.


This is an extremely important message that the director sends out to his viewers through carefully-orchestrated humourous twists. One might recall some Italian anarchic theorists (Accio is unquestionably an anarchist at heart), but the film is for the most part anti-political, at least in the most Italian sense of the world, desecrating one after the other the empty ideologies behind which so many mediocre bullies have hidden so far to justify their incompetence and arrogance. This is not a portrait of Italy in the 1970s, where ideologies and loyalty to party dominated the political debate. It's a call for the 2000s, precisely against those who use labels to stall the democratic process in their favour.

Or at least, this is how I read the message of the film: "there is no reason to take sides, because neither side has at heart the good of the people and of the nation; what we need to do is to distance ourselves from these political shenanigans and start acting independently".


Apart from all this political ranting, the film reveals in particular the amazing acting qualities of Vittorio Emanuele Propizio as the younger Accio and Elio Germano as the older Accio. The latter in particular gave a truly remarkable performance, and I am glad to see we have at last talented Italian actors emerging after years of overall mediocrity. A special mention goes to Angela Finocchiaro, whose brief appearances on screen as Accio and Manrico's mother carry an extraordinary theatrical weight.

Don't miss it. The best Italian movie since Romanzo Criminale.

04 April, 2008

Ode to Chile



Slim as Kate Moss.
Cool as the Artic.
This might have to be the next place the Tots hit in the Americas...

03 April, 2008

Gogol Bordello



From Wikipedia:

Gogol Bordello is a multi-ethnic Gypsy punk band from the Lower East Side of New York City that formed in 1999 and is known for its theatrical stage shows. Much of the band's sound is inspired by Gypsy music, as its core members are immigrants from Eastern Europe.

The band incorporates minor-key accordion and fiddle (and on some albums, saxophone) mixed with cabaret, punk, and dub as well as multiple languages. Phill Jupitus has described the band as "a bit like The Clash and The Pogues having a fight... in Eastern Europe," while Kenneth Partridge of The Hartford Courant described lead singer Eugene Hütz's voice as "somewhere between that of Borat and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog."

And did I mention how much fun they are? Just look at the evidence... and there wasn't even much alcohol involved!



Although, truth be said, after the umptieth tall and swaying boy had walked into Lady V on the way to the bar/toilet/kindergarten, our Tot did wave a couple of tight fists into the air, swearing revenge in her next novel: "The massacre of the teen boys by the small lady with killer heels" (*soon to be published by Portobello Books).

Random shots of London




It might rain most of the time, but sometimes I just can't think of how miserable the world would be without London.

Dark river under a Turner-like sky. Bright green fake plastic trees. Blues steel making sharp angles against spotless glass.

Damn I love London's buildings...

01 April, 2008

Some evidence

Clearly this was a night to remember for all present... well done Lady V!